Let's say, hypothetically…

By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
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Eliseopwns 22

Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.

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stephenseiber1 22

Tell him that would work if he was actually any good

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SalukiRod 5

Not a high-percentage likelihood of the desired outcome with that technique.

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FranckGonzalz 16

Then give him another philosophical explanation on how that's not gonna work

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SystemofaBlink41 27

At least he told you and didn't lead you on? I mean, depending on how he explained it, he could either be a cockmonger or just really honest... Which to some people can be equivalent terms.

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AlwaysWatching 27

At least he actually put some effort into it.

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demonfacee 14

Boyfriends are temporary, cats are forever. But seriously, he's a douchebag and he shouldn't be dating anyone until he can get how sex and relationships work.

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samuel1234 2

You shouldn't have been such a bitch to him..

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edmunson 22

How do you say it? Oh yeah...Fucktard Ex-boyfriend!!

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TheCitizens96 28

Haha, I feel your pain OP. Been there aswell... Keep your chin up, guys like that aren't worth it.

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