Intimacy, Health, Sex, Sports and Wanker: Leg day

Leg day

By Anonymous - 09/02/2023 12:00 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I found out the hard way that having done a killer workout with free weights the day before is all well and good, but it is neither conducive to playing difficult piano pieces nor to… uhm… masturbating. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 February 2023 15:04

You're in no condition for tickling the ivories in more ways than one, if you know what I mean ;)

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 February 2023 15:04

You're in no condition for tickling the ivories in more ways than one, if you know what I mean ;)

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