Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
Today, after doing a graveyard shift at work, I took the bus home. I fell asleep on the way and woke up 25 miles away from my bus stop. I took another bus heading back and couldn't stay awake. I then woke up where I started from. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML
Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML
Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML
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Fyourlife8o8 0
get off the bus and call a friend/relative possibly if not have fun with the hobo ;)
plethora 3
Yo dawg you took the joke too far.
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Comments (82)
albinoninja 0
thanks 44, I use teh touch app lol not the pc. my bad peeps :)
Ryozo_Kato 0
Seems fake to me...
Ryozo_Kato 0
Well look at the bright side, at least he wasn't humping your leg.
AssOf2009 0
I call bullshit on this one.
relative_2string 0
I agree, calling Shananagins
lor4eto 0
ughh every single time i go on fmylife i see the same freakin posts. why do all of them involve people riding on a train, bus, or subway and some hobo feeling up on them? i call BS on this one. jeez people, get creative.
bigpsycho70 0
wow yea ok now thats like the 10th time i've read a fml saying a hobo is making sexual advances to the op.........................
lynnesey 0
shit happens. my grandmother accidently fell asleep in the airport waiting for her flight and woke up to a foreign man rubbing her leg and staring at her.
REDCRAYON 0
hahahahahaha FYL
DalPrince18 0
okay, I'm just going to cover everything here, the FML said that she woke up to him doing that, whether or not she got off the bus afterwards (which is likely) is irrelevant, she still woke up to a stranger making sexual advances. Second, this site is a world-wide site, chances are some FML's are going to be very similar. And third, she is posting something bad that happened to her, not something to try and entertain you. That's all.