Mike
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Late bloomer
Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML
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RadikulRam 16
We need more information before we can judge this FML, he may have had diarrhea from your food, for example.
TurtleSmile 14
S**t happens, right?
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jamza 10
Shit hit the fan...
onorexveritas 24
that really really sucks
madison_elliott 0
You wrote shit wrong...
CetaBabe 17
Actually, "Shat" is a perfectly acceptable past tense form of "Shit", both are allowable past tense versions. It's similar to how both 'fish' and 'fishes' can be the plural of 'fish'.
Cbizzlez 10
Everyone ***** their pants sometimes...
kerrkolor 4
Cafeteria food. Whatever they feed us-Its not really edible. Dont blame your son! Blame the food ! X3
NicoleAshley10 0
I feel bad for the next kid who had to sit in his seat. That's if he was sitting down while he shat his pants.
Ninja_Girl17 5
It's all s**ts and giggles until someone actually giggles and s**ts.
delicious69 5
Hey shat happens. Don't be so crappy at him or he will be down in the dumps for a long time. Meow!
howrudoin 11
Reminds me of the time in HS when these two dudes were fighting and one got punch in the gut so hard he shitted in his pants. Never saw him again after that incident.
Anonymousx3x 4
So instead of being concerned for your son who could be sick, you decided to write about how your life is effed? That's nice.