Mike
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Late bloomer
Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML
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RadikulRam 16
We need more information before we can judge this FML, he may have had diarrhea from your food, for example.
TurtleSmile 14
S**t happens, right?
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ashers81 3
FML? I think he's probably thinking the SAME exact thing right now. Poor kid!
OldMemoriesFade 8
I feel bad for him, but sometimes, when you have to go, you have to go.
007type 26
That's the point. He didn't go anywhere and shat in his pants.
Schizomaniac 24
He was upset that the power only went off for 19 minutes so he needed an excuse to go home early. Oh god. What have I come to?
FeleciaIgnis 13
He could just be really sick and his teacher probably wouldn't let him use the bathroom probably one of those "you should have used your time in between classes" types.
Calingaladha 21
God, I ******* hate teachers that do that. Or who give you like three bathroom passes a semester.
metroido 21
its a paradox. if you use the bathroom in between classes, you will be late. similarly, if you don’t run in the halls, you will be late. but sadly you get in trouble for both *sigh*
severe_fml 3
Was there blood? If so, Chipotle is likely to blame.
honeybadgerDG2S 2
Just incase buy chipotaway
mikepzz 27
lol! that'd be embarrassing for.you, I can't even imagine how terrible he'd feel..
trellz17 19
You're never to old to crap your pants publicly. Also I really don't think kids will bully him over that.
gc327072 31
Yea, bullying seems more like a middle school thing.
Myo_fml 20
You know nothing of the nature of teenagers then.
DjeePee 25
If people get bullied for wearing glasses, I think people can get bullied for crapping their pants. It all depends on the (not-)bullying level of his class and schoolmates.
alexweint8306 9
Ur retarded
ManInTheMachine 20
Says the person who can't spell out 'you're'.
gc327072 31
At least where I go to school, there's lots of bullying awareness stuff, and in general it's pretty rare. If someone around here does kill themselves, it's usually due to family issues or online bullying.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
"Hello Mrs. Schitzerpanz, can you come pick up Johnny? He's not feeling well. He has a headache and a fever. Oh and he shit his pants, can you bring him an extra pair? K thankz, baaaaaiii!"
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Oh, I guess "Mike" is probably not a "Mrs." Whoops.
linkinpark98 24
Yep. You know he'll never live that down now. He'll be that guy who shat his pants during history class.
plaguer 26
Reminds me of Superbad when they told that kid to go piss his pants again. "That was in the 6th grade asshole." "People don't forget."
charvisioku 22
Poor bastard.