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Mike This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Late bloomer

Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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We need more information before we can judge this FML, he may have had diarrhea from your food, for example.

S**t happens, right?

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cowboyup92 3

Now that's a shitty situation haha

lol maybe he's the one I just moderated who he shit his pants at school and the teacher had to clean it up

I'd make him wear his gym uniform till he gets home. ....what? I kept spare underpants in my gym locker!

Well, I know some teachers are idiots about letting kids go to the bathroom. I had one that would not let anyone go.

I'd like to hear the circumstances to this.

Maybe he was trying to impess a girl lifting weights.

KiddNYC1O 22

Your son is now a legend of his high school.

doglover100 29

Diarreha?

To be honest this FML doesnt rewlly explain much, OPs son could have IBS(Irritable Bowl Syndrome) and not be able to control it, or he had explosive diarrea(excuse the awful spelling) from your food or the dreadful school food.

I have a feeling he had the beer *****.