Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML
Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML
Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML
Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML
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darkinners 6
wow I love napalm death and slayer and Adele!!
ItsYourMamaDoe 0
Try talking to them? Maybe they don't know how loud they are being.
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Comments (164)
magikarpman 0
Would you care to trade neighbors?
korzilla 0
sounds like my neighbors, i can sympathize
Epictacos18 0
Is it just me or does it rhyme a bit? Or is it supposed to? Lawl
kilbert 0
Have you tried calling the cops and complaining like someone who isn't a ******* idiot?
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
My neighbor likes to come out of his house at all hours of the night and bellow like an enraged bull hippo. And the neighborhood children scream like banshees all day.
ctm987654321 3
So when do you go to work??
TaylorrWasLike 0
How does she sing in her sleep?
kman1759 7
Slayer and Napalm Death ftw!! Adele's good too though. Sounds like some awesome neighbors.
kingjackjack 0
Play some really loud Justin bieber. Then see what they have to say about it.
DJP0N3 0
Calk teh cops for disruption pf peace