Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
Today, I looked up the side effects of the antidepressants I've recently started taking. Inability to orgasm is one of them. I can either not be depressed, or I can have an orgasm. FML
Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses me more. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, after several months of starting an antidepressant at the same time as my husband, I have horrible side effects, including weight gain, drowsiness, and acne. His only side effect? He can now only achieve an orgasm through oral stimulation. Lucky me. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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Joshwarrior 39
Look at the bright side you didn't pre ejaculate. If you tell the story right you'll be a legend to your friends lol
Xelabasat 14
Thats depressing.
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Comments (56)
Michaelsupset 14
Wow. We must be taking similar meds. Happened to me 5 months ago. She didn't say anything like that but still sucks if you can't cum... In my case the dosage was a bit too high. Chin up mate
Timothy469_fml 6
Bummer! Been there, done that. Friend said: "All undressed and no place to come."
aelitalyoko 14
"I've become so numb I can't feel you there"
Jonjon554 16
Did she really enjoy it and just get super sensitive after she came so many times? or was it just not good for her?
GhostFox 34
It was probably the friction that made her go numb- she could have, theoretically, wound up with worse than a numb (and probably sore, later) ******. OP was at risk for the same kind of injuries. Of course, the prolong stimulation of the nerves could have made them cut back feed back from that area.
magicrainbowbewb 8
lol I've actually been in the girls side of that story
stoneybadger78 6
I had the same issue, consider switching, nutting is the best antidepressant.
chuchaiilabss 19
I shouldn't be laughing but I lost it when she said that, "I'm numb." lmfao I can feel her disappointment. Don't worry OP, there's always a next time. But if next time that happen again, you should go to the doctor.
kujiens101 24
Might not of been the medication. It could just of been nerves