Today, marks the sixth day in a row that my mum has called me to discuss my upcoming wedding. She's obsessed and has intimidated the actual planner I hired into going along with her plans. She's slipped up twice already and accidentally referred to it as her own wedding. Just great. FML
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Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML
Today, a week after my fiancé and I got engaged, his mother is already complaining that she isn't involved enough in the wedding arrangements. We haven't even set a date yet. FML
Today, six weeks before my wedding, my mother decided to claim that she never agreed on paying for it and that she doesn't think she will. Now I have six weeks to scavenge enough cash for the wedding she planned in the first place. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law informed me that since she is putting money into our wedding, that all the planning and arrangements are under her authority. FML
Today, I overheard my mom talking on the phone with my sister about how much they hate my fiancé. My wedding is in two weeks and my family has been pretending to like my future husband for three years. FML
Today, I was busy going over wedding plans with my fiancé, when my mother called. Apparently, she wants me to "drop the joke" about this "fake engagement", because she was under the impression I was only dating a white guy to piss her and dad off, and was now getting carried away with it. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law decided that she is going to be in charge of planning my wedding. All decisions must be approved by her, and anything she doesn't like will be thrown out. She also wants to go on our honeymoon with us to make sure I don't "defile" her son. FML
Today, my wedding is scheduled for next week. Today is also the day my whole family had an epic falling out, resulting in my mother disowning my brother. Apart from having them taking turns sobbing at me through the phone, they're also not coming to the wedding. I paid the hotel rooms in advance. FML
Today, I overheard my mother telling my sister that she expects my marriage to fall apart any day now. Apparently, I have no concept of what "marriage" really means. My husband and I just celebrated our 7th anniversary, while my mother is planning her 5th wedding. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
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mk58 31
Reminds me a lot of my mom... Are you sure you aren't my long-lost sister or something?
lilhellian 26
Uninvited her.. Fire the planner.. And intimidate her rat so she gets lonely..
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Comments (135)
perdix 29
Freud said there are no mistakes. So, does she merely want to be the center of attention, or does she really want to nail your fiancé? Or both.
qirde_15 5
that sounds a disaster mostly on your honeymoon XD
goreajek 13
Easy solution... slap a bitch.
xmaximusx 12
Im sure your weddings special to your mother too bridezilla
xxmckenzierae 5
She's just excited that's all, maybe she's in a fantasy world where she thinks its actually her wedding
outoftown 26
Unless Mom is paying for the wedding, tell Mom your planner is off-limits and planner to ignore Mom. If Mom is paying, you're probably screwed; consider eloping.
WolfAtTheDoor 7
You need to lay the law down with your mom. I understand that may be hard or awkward for you, but this is YOUR big day, not hers. You could tell her to chill out or she won't be on the guest list at all and then change all of the plans. Or, tell the planner to listen to your instructions no matter what. Who knows... Good Luck, OP.
macromaniac9 12
Someone is about to get uninvited...
aaronh212 6
Tell your mom what the f**k is up!
StanSmith2013 26
Sounds like you need to ship your mum off some place so the planner can do their job!