Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML
Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML
Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML
Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a pigeon flew into my head and got caught in my hair. To make matters worse, a group of kids thought it was hilarious and started filming me with their phones while I screamed in terror. FML
Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML
Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML
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potentpotable 0
"Today, I was at the park feeding pigeons like a normal homeless person. A young man walked by and threw some fries on the ground. I dashed for the fries, but then the birds fought with me for them. FML."
vvtumblesbee 0
that's happened to me at the beach, but they were seagulls... and they attacked me x_x
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Rawrokinzz 0
O.O I got attacked at the beach...By Seagulls..With pringles..My parents make fun of me for it now.
Serial 2
you should of ran back, said "forgot my fries", then took off running
ohxberlin 0
this makes me picture the pigeon lady from home alone or something
haha_fail88 0
#30, you know birds eat worms right?
i_pwn_life 0
lmao funni but how come yall are reffering to the person as a guy ? how do u knoe ??? they never mentioned ;)
badtiming246 0
who feeds pigeons fries?!
knitbitch 0
guilt is often worse than physical pain, no? that is if you have a conscience. so she may have gotten covered in pigeons (which probably didn't hurt since they are not exactly flesh-eating killers) but the OP felt so guilty about it after. in this case i would say that the guilt is worse than the pain, so really FYL, OP. Old ladies will scream at anything these days. If they get scared they will scream their heqads off even if they aren't in physical pain. I do that too....
knitbitch 0
Haha typo i meant heads not heqads. And i was 69 haha
shannanigans 0
i dont think your life is f'ed, i think its just plain funny. and if anyone had a fml moment from this it was the lady who got attackedd.
prttyyngthng 0
LMAO