Today, a woman screamed at me for five minutes, demanding to know how long I'd been having an affair with her husband. I explained for the second time that she'd dialed a wrong number. FML
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Today, when I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours, only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I had a woman accuse me of trying to steal her husband over the phone, just because I called and asked for him. I'm an interviewer. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
Today, a girl called me, asking for one of her friends. She wouldn't believe me when I told her she had the wrong number, and I spent a few minutes convincing her she did. After a while she said, "What the fuck?" and hung up. That was the longest conversation I had with a girl in months. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML
Today, I got a call from an ex, demanding to know why my Facebook relationship status was set as married. I got married a few months ago, and I quietly explained this to her. My wife overheard and now thinks I've been cheating all along. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
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Nolimit2217 32
Next time just make up a number of years.
Wizardo 33
Next time play some gunshot sounds, scream and hang up. That'll show her...
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Comments (37)
Bano360 25
Well, how long has it been?
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Do what I sometimes do when I get an annoying marketing person trying to sell me insurance or internet plans: pretend they have called a sex hotline.
DFresh503 8
Answer the phone like this: "Mike's house of love... Er, straight love. Banging is our game, now what's your name?" She will then understand she has reached the wrong number
ZombieSazza 34
Either just hang up after saying "you have the wrong number", or call your phone company and have her number blocked.
fakedsincerity 32
why didn't you just hang up?
WompWompWomp123 7
Next time you get a call from that number, pick up the phone and immediately yell at her about sleeping with your husband. Just go bat crazy, she'll give up, and you'll have fun.
perdix 29
Right, when you are "the other woman," a call from the wife counts as a wrong number, a horribly wrong number.
TheAngryPrincess 3
It could also be a prank call.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
I don't get these women who berate the girl their man has been seen behind their back. It's not right, fair enough, if she knows the guy is spoken for, but the ultimate douche bag is the one who cheats.
gracehi 31
If she didn't know the guy was married, then yeah, it is unfair, but people who knowingly date married people deserve everything that's coming to them. A little bitch session is nothing compared to the agony their behavior causes.
jw90 18
Not all there is she?
Neesalun 20
You could have said, if she hadn't gotten a clue that she dialed the wrong, that you were sorry and make sure that she got tested. You could also say that you were moving to the opposite coast to have his love child, but that she would receive the child support paperwork as soon as the child was born. THEN tell her again that she had the wrong number.