It's not you, it's him

By Anonymous - 02/10/2021 23:01 - Italy - Benevento

Spicy
Today, after telling my boyfriend I never achieved an orgasm with any of my past partners, and therefore telling him what I need to get there, he won't even touch me, let alone do anything "down there" because he has never done it on any of his past girlfriends, and thinks it's gross. I make sure to always be fresh and clean. FML
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randybryant799 20

I bet he has no problem with you going down on him. He's a loser. Dump him.

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RichardPencil 30

You're being too vague. Probably just throw this one back and look for someone who will go down there and do what you require. Or buy a vibrator.

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core01 30

I can't be with someone who thinks parts of me are gross.

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CowgirlWithHeart 15

Try compromise, involve toys, there may be more than one way to get the job done.

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Lucky O'Guin 18

A lot of you are assuming she means oral sex. It might just mean that she needs direct clitoral stimulation or g-spot stimulation.

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OnReceivingEnd 17

So, he won't give oral sex? Drop him like a red-hot rock. Batman gives oral on Catwoman. Heroes GIVE.

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