Dude, gross!

By Darkness Inside - 13/06/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad learned that I sometimes waffle stomp in the shower if I wake up late. He built a shower stall outside and has threatened to kick me out if he ever finds me showering inside again. I get that it's kinda gross but this is a massive overreaction. What will I do in winter? FML
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duchessdoughnut 2

How about you don’t shit in the shower? That’s ******* disgusting.

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stickyface 16

What will you do in winter? Shower outside until you get your own place to mess up, dumbass.

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duchessdoughnut 2

How about you don’t shit in the shower? That’s ******* disgusting.

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juggalo2 21

I'm going to call BS on the whole idea that anyone ever does this. But if it was true, I would agree with your father. Maybe just don't shower for 3 months? That would still be less disgusting.

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stickyface 16

What will you do in winter? Shower outside until you get your own place to mess up, dumbass.

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Hangryko 31

That is ****ing disgusting. You have no consideration for others. I'll bet you leave skidmarks and pee on the toilet seat, too.

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FluffythePink 23

Jesus Christ you ******* ANIMAL. You are disgusting. Worse than disgusting, you are utterly disrespectful to others and a festering wank stain on society. I hope you have a freezing winter where you are so you can contemplate the consequences of your behaviour in full.

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JasonThorn 20

I actually had to look it up because I didn't know what it was before I read the comments. You introduced me to this concept. I hope you get frostbite of the penis.

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BloodyButUnbowed 31

What will you do in winter? You will be cold, as you deserve. Good for your dad.

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