Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML
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Today, I faked a sore throat for the school nurse so I could go home early. It took my dad the rest of the school day just to get there to pick me up. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to sneak out of work early and pay a little visit to the pub. I ended up staggering home, drunkenly making myself a nacho cheese dorito milkshake with the blender, then promptly puked my guts out all over the kitchen table. FML
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eviiee_fml 3
this is a fml for the dog not you. poor puppy :(
ActionManly 11
What a CAT-astrophe! Wait, wrong pun...
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Comments (245)
PentiumBawls8 0
Blame the owner for letting it get hit out on the streets. Puppies do not belong in roads for a chance for it to get destroyed. SMFH A high percentage of drivers drive like shit anyway.
lawnchairgeneral 1
your sick all day, so eat ice cream? ice cream cheers you up? either your 5 years old or u must be a pig......
nkkataeva 0
Umm. I don't know about OP, but I'm 17, slightly underweight, and eat ice cream when I'm not feeling great. It releases endorphins, there's nothing pig-like about it. Don't be an asshole.
asselhoff 5
I'm calling FAKE on this FML...
xPedobear 0
what flavor did you get?
brokenleghurts 0
Is it bad if I find this funny? >_>
oxoashleeoxo 6
Your dad has weird ways to cheer people up ... Poor puppy. :[
dem_mad 0
it's not a good idea to eat ice-cream when you're sick ...
xjerseyedge 0
stupid mother ****** should have watched where the F U C K he was going stupid ass killed a defenseless dog, unbelievable.
Spoodler 6
#241 Accidents like this happen all the time. It is not the OP's father's fault. Now, if he saw the puppy and sped UP to hit it, then your comment would be acceptable. But Dogs, cats, squirrels, ducks, deer, moose and other animals are always hit. It's life. No one is at fault. And, sorry to hear this OP. Even though I'm a year late for posting, I am sorry that happened to you. You must've been horrified. D:
HI_IH 0
The Ice Cream was worth it.
SenoraC 0
Accidents happen.