School, Education, Teachers and Bullying: IDGAF!

IDGAF!

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML

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Thursday 1 December 2011 11:57

report his ass!

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He probably saw Bad Teacher, which raised his douchness to over 9000.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 25 December 2014 3:15

That sounds like the middle school I went to. All talk and no action.

JD134 24

Sunday 7 June 2015 14:00

I know how you feel, I know it all to well.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 31 August 2015 2:52

For a class I actually did a paper on bullying and how schools don't do enough to prevent it or stop ongoing cases.

memestasquaper 10

Monday 8 August 2016 4:53

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