Health, Cats and Painful: I was right all along

I was right all along

By 3peeps - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML

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rocker_chick105 31

Friday 30 December 2011 15:57

Was the cat ok?

SnigglePoop 3

Friday 30 December 2011 16:00

That sounds like a purrty painful situation. I'm not kittin..

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skidooguy 4

Friday 30 December 2011 20:08

Hitting you're head on a door/doorframe/wall is not that bad unless you go nose first I found that out when I broke mg nose 2-3 weeks ago

benderbot19 0

Friday 30 December 2011 20:46

So, you're an oracle?

pslcdsl 9

Friday 30 December 2011 20:58

Your cat has been well trained to attack the weak spot. Congrats and FYL.

Mea022796 2

Friday 30 December 2011 21:03

How's the cat!?

kristindabomb 12

Friday 30 December 2011 21:31

Anyone else hate how this is worded?

natalie1600 0

Friday 30 December 2011 22:28

FYL.:o

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 30 December 2011 22:57

This is like American Gladiators- the cat being the gladiator, of course.

Eiregal2 10

Friday 30 December 2011 23:27

Oh my god! Are the door frame and table leg alright?? Please say yes! Those poor things being abused by such an uncaring human!

kristac123 0

Friday 30 December 2011 23:35

That would hurt!! But I'd love to see it happen to someone lol

Xotik174 6

Saturday 31 December 2011 0:24

I'm surprised my toe isn't broken by how many times I've stubbed my toe. Your poor toe didn't know what was coming.

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