Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
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Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
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xxmollyxx 25
and why were you there?
ScaughtieHolden 11
49, a simple "they're probably friends" would have been suitable.
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Comments (145)
caviar_fml 2
ydi for going to his wedding, that's just asking for it
Miss_Represented 0
shit happens OP. You can't control who you love and when you start loving them, sorry it was thrown in your face.
vde_fml 15
Sorry but you deserve it! Why on earth would you attend a wedding of your ex?
bachmed 0
wow this isn't complete bullshit, you went to his wedding while you were dating him? cool story bro
PMS_Queen 2
Actually, if you are dating someone and end up falling for someone else, regardless of whether or not a physical relationship was going on, is called becoming emotionally attached. It IS cheating. It is cheating when one married person becomes involved with another person (other than the spouse, of course), so why wouldn't it apply if a couple is only dating? He did cheat, and you are better off. Sorry you set yourself up for disappointment when you went to his wedding and heard how happy he was. But hopefully, you learned your lesson and won't do it again. Wishing someone is still pining for you is just pitiful.
adaliapeace 3
Why the hell did you even go? It was their wedding, and I'm assuming you knew they met while you were still dating him (since you didn't say that you didn't know), so what did you expect? And #178: Yes, technically it is cheating. It is not necessarily INTENTIONAL cheating, however, because you really can't help falling in love with somebody. So I wouldn't start going all "oh that cheating bastard" because it isn't as if he did it on purpose.
Ninjaj5 0
why were you at his wedding?
qtns0cal 0
uuummm why would you even be at your ex's wedding???
rinkagamine_fml 9
My question to the OP is why did she even attend the wedding in the first place? Way to have no self-respect.
Mpower121 2
why were you at your ex's wedding to begin with?