Money: I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack - FML

I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack

By brokeandalone - 30/07/2013 05:09 - United States

Today, I noticed fraudulent charges made in Florida that nearly drained my bank account. After reporting the fraud to the bank, I returned home from a weekend away to find a note from my husband. He and his mistress have run off to Florida to start a life together, apparently at my expense. FML

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Theclarksondales 8

Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:05

That dickwaffle really deserves a punch in the face.

Chelsea_bella 20

Tuesday 30 July 2013 12:06

Wow, that's not too smart of him.. He left a confession note to the crime and everything.

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flamingarrow 7

Monday 18 January 2016 3:09

5000 assholes say you deserve this and you don't

fantastamazing 10

Saturday 24 June 2017 4:40

She his ass

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 13 March 2018 2:50

I know you probably have an explanation but why did he have access to your bank account? I thought you were supposed to keep those things private.

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