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Canada 🌶️ Spicy
I love that for you
Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Imma head out
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Taylor Easley
United States
Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML
suckstobeme
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Doormat blues
Today, my mom spent an hour lecturing me on how I'm a doormat who lets people walk all over me, and that I needed to be more assertive. So I stood up and told my dad, no, I am not going on that forestry camp he wants me to go to. Mom sat silently by as he screamed and grounded me for the entire summer. FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
maruskasommers
Czech Republic
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Anonymous
Back-seat parenting
Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML
idonteven
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Denali
Denver, United States
Get out of there
Today, I overheard my mother saying that it is “physically painful” for her not to be mean to me. FML
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flgirlwguitar 2
This isn't FYL or YDI, this is just LOL.
Stumblebum30 5
ewwwwww!
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Comments (67)
aguilar09 0
now thats really gotta suck!
Thecommish 0
yuck, but not FML. You parents have it good, you should be proud. LOL.
HannyD 0
you should've yelled something back they'd be so embarassed, it'd be hilarious.
katiewubsmusic 0
You should have walked in masturbating, and say, okay Mom, give it to me, bitch, **** me you *****. And then take a picture of their facial expressions.
mejiiaa 0
wtf
MackenzieAnn17 0
Uhh...no. Not really.
psychoxxxinvader 3
...Disturbing.
ambyellen 0
haha, moms need spankings, too! Kids shouldn't have all the fun
kylee10 0
ew. ew. ew. ew. djfa;lsdijfoiaewj;foiwejiofj;woe i can't even IMAGINE.
hickchikheather 0
that sucksss but dont worry i know exactly how ya feel...
cjHidalgo 0
how do u think u were born?
highsheep 0
YDI for not spank