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I'll leave you to it then…

By scared shitless in ohio - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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By Mr_Yato - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML

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U wot m8?

By _Asykes_ - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

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Dick

By missPiggy - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

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You were warned

By kko - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML

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IDGAF!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML

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There was an attempt…

By JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML

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emirie 21

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:54

That's the type of friend I'd want.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 26 September 2013 0:55

The weird kids always grow up to be CEOs or chairmen. Or axe murderers.

Comments

singer0421 32

Thursday 26 September 2013 1:04

HA at least he's got a sense of humor XD

FlamingColor 30

Thursday 26 September 2013 1:22

He could be really cool... you never know he could be the next prodigy in the world

brianax36 14

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:36

Or he could just be a cannibal.

Larry01_fml 19

Thursday 26 September 2013 1:24

maybe he just has a dark sense of humor

PenguinBitch 43

Thursday 26 September 2013 1:25

The kid's a weirdo. A freak to be exact! Right guys?! *looks at own fingers who have smiley faces*

nyellow 6

Thursday 26 September 2013 8:53

Spongebob reference!!!!! Good for youuuuuu

lucindalwilliams 10

Thursday 26 September 2013 1:29

He mustn't be very good at eating them if they don't stick around..

martin8337 35

Thursday 26 September 2013 1:38

Little Hannibal the Cannibal.

jrock9093 18

Thursday 26 September 2013 1:39

Great way to make friends, what a fing weirdo scary actually should of punched him sorry op

sweet23_fml 11

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:43

why not they get milk, cookies and nap time.

tman1985 9

Thursday 26 September 2013 5:59

well....that escalated quickly

skyeyez9 24

Thursday 26 September 2013 1:45

Q: What did that weird kid do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his butt.

denwing82 4

Thursday 26 September 2013 2:08

Responding in that manner is her mechanism. I'm sure you'll appreciate something from her if you keep it up. It's too early to decide on giving up. It's a great thing that you tried in the first place..