Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML
Today, a girl in my class introduced herself to me for the fourth time this semester. Am I really that invisible? FML
Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML
Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
Today, a man next to me was feeding the birds when he ran out of food. We were at Adventure Island and there were "Do not feed the birds" signs everywhere. The birds then became aggressive and started savaging the both of us. FML
Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares!" as he walked away, chuckling. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML
Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
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Top comments
emirie 21
That's the type of friend I'd want.
DocBastard 40
The weird kids always grow up to be CEOs or chairmen. Or axe murderers.
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Comments (91)
Haley422 9
it must be something with people in Ohio because I have a kid in my school that is really weird that says stuff like that too
HAno97 12
wtf O_O
mybubbles2000 13
Well that stopped the conversation short.
pazuzus_intern 10
This is a tricky situation, personally I've dealt with two situations like this, one was a friend of mine who had some sort of mental illness and said things like that alot because he was obsessed with werewolves, and the other one was one I stopped hanging out with because it turned out he didn't have any friends because he was an asshole. It'd be best to dig a little deeper. A lot of people generalize "weirdos" as having the exact same defensive personality, but they're actually just as diverse as your more "normal" people. Let him get to know you :)
crzyknt 9
Well atleast hes honest
gAt_d 26
The weird kids at my school turned out to be the people to go to for all of our computer needs. Except for one and he works at radio shack.
JoshMohawk 11
How is this an fml? Stop taking people so seriously.
LJAR97 5
Or maybe he just has an odd sense of humor and wants you to leave him alone. Going in calling him the "weird kid" means you already had prejudices against him, why would he want popular kids to be his charity friends that will later stab him in the back?
ThaPrelude 11
scare tactic I'm.guessing. or the person really has gone off the deep end
catsie_fml 14
Hannibal goes to your school?