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By Anonymous - 14/07/2009 18:03 - Spain

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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Make it make sense

By Anonymous - 27/11/2025 15:00

Today, I was told it is "fatphobic" to "assume someone's weight is related to their food choices" and that I have a "problematic relationship with food." All because I didn't want to eat a bigger slice of the cake someone brought in at work. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2014 22:14 - Sweden - ?kersberga

Today, I went on my first date in 8 years. While we were looking at the menu, the guy said: "So if you're vegetarian, why're you so fat?" FML

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All you can eat buffet of shit

By Anonymous - 07/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML

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ddrluna 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:57

So don't tip him? You're probably reading too much into it. He probably didn't mean it that way.

Matterly 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:02

The waiter had absolutely no right to say that. I would have left the restaurant if I were you. You didn't tip him, did you?

Comments

whizzkidd99 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:10

i bet you are fat cuz i mean who eats the bread

Mata_Hari 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:13

Who DOESN'T eat the bread? Ignorant comment alert...

wolfy_fml 5

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:24

Um... most people.

Ligerie 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:36

never met anyone who didn't eat the bread....

jjenniferr05 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 1:04

LOL! That made me laugh. God yeah, who eats bread these days?! So full of carbs... ;)

bnisawsome 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:11

maybe he said its made of batter and u misheard???? haha

jud420 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:18

1. Do not tip 2. Speak to a manager 3. Get a free meal 4. Get even fatter

whizzkidd99 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:21

you must be a big black spook

Jazzywrites007 2

Wednesday 15 July 2009 0:19

Ooooh You're a troll! K, Now I get it. Btw everyone, Spook is the same as Ni**er So I'm Gonna go ahead and download this...

kiwichibi 3

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:24

he's right. When you get bigger you get fatter (or more muscular). doesn't mean you're fat, just that you will get fatter than you are. Don't be too sensitive.

WaterMist 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:27

Geez this is not a FML. "Fatter" is just saying you will become more fat relative to how you are now. If you tell someone who weights 300 pounds "If you skip this meal you'll get skinnier", does that in any way imply they're currently skinny? No. It's relative. GEEZ.

drop_it_doe_eyes 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:29

oh...oh my....

toastygoat 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 23:32

He's right. If you eat too much of anything, yes, you will get fatter. And you can still get fatter without getting fat. It sounds like he was just trying to help. You don't wanna fill up on bread, and then have an entire meal in front of you.