Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
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nadnerbz 6
Here come all the weed debates...
kamikrazy 6
Police officer: How high are you. Pothead: No officer, it's "Hi, how are you"?
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Comments (191)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Now that you've had your reality check, you can stop. At least you're mature enough to realize you need to change.
brookiecookie91 0
You need a reality check do some research before you talk everything I've read from you is completely false sorry
the_shrink 2
Sorry "brookie" but this 14-year-old actually knows what she's talking about. I'm guessing YOU are the uneducated one. Likely in denial too. I'm hoping that you, yourself are not a smoker since you allegedly have a child you should be caring for, rather than getting baked.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
211- Name some points I've made that were completely and utterly false. I'd be happy to hear it. Please. Go ahead.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
267- thank you! And I hate when people smoke anything around their kids. From cigarettes to joints.
LadyGore 12
Half of the comments here are you bitching about how marijuana is bad for you. It's kind of annoying. Everyone has read your point so shut up.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I'm entitled to my own opinion and I can and will state it freely. So it's okay for the pro-marijuana people to scold the anti-marijuana people? But it can't be the other way around? And if you're tired of me or something, don't read the comments. It's simple as that. And I don't "bitch", honey, I debate. And if people are allowed to post their opinions, I'm allowed to make as many arguments against it as a like.
GirlOnFire143 6
Ah, well. At least you learned your lesson.
lobum 12
That isn't true at all. I smoke, and I am an activist, I play in a band, And I volunteer at my local humane society. Just because you are a lazy ****, it doesn't mean it's because you smoke.
P374RD3D 9
"I play in a band" Point made.
lobum 12
Actually, it's pretty complex music. I smoke to relax, and sometimes to help me write lyrics, but at least I put some sort of artistic energy forth.
SayPeanuts 29
I hate posts like this because reading the stupidity in some of the comments is just so exhausting.
bettyc4 26
Littering anndd littering anndd littering anndd littering anndd littering anndd .... Smokin the reefer ;-)
olpally 33
Yes!!! Super troopers reference!!! Love it!! Team Ramrod! :D lol
bettyc4 26
Super troopers = BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gracehi 33
I'm wigging out, man!
Cinderella_Man 10
Next time you see him with a drink in his hand, start lecturing how alcohol is worse for you than Marijuana.
bettyc4 26
Only if you're dumb enough to drink yourself stupid.
LouisianaBob 9
does that mean that you can smoke weed without smoking yourself stupid #73 or does alcohol just get a double standard from you.
xCrazyMexican 4
So weed is bad?
tatersr9 1
Your a pussy
AlexM42 5
Yeah... they're kinda right... at least you were smart enough to realize it! :)
JustKittyKat 24
I am proud you learned something. :)