Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
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nadnerbz 6
Here come all the weed debates...
kamikrazy 6
Police officer: How high are you. Pothead: No officer, it's "Hi, how are you"?
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Comments (191)
jericho101 14
I wish my sister realized this when she thought smoking while breast feeding was a genius idea.
soad2014 7
I treat the topic of marijuana like I treat the topic of gays and politics: I don't care for it. Why should people let government decide what's right for them? No one should get in the way of your life and your choices. I don't smoke, but without weed, we wouldn't have awesome music, the funniest jokes, and the most messed up stories in the Internet. I haven't heard any seriously negative effects, so if you want weed, who's to stop you? BTW, don't trust what the government has to say about weed. As one of my favorite songs goes, they depend on our protection, yet they feed us LIES from the tablecloth!
thebassplayer88 2
True and SOAD
foxmatrix15 8
All about moderation and exercise
puplintain 4
If a person is a total wasteoid, it doesn't matter if they smoke or not. Sorry yer parents are counter productive. If they weren't derps they'd try to figure out why you feel the need to smoke & go from there. But it's easier to blame you, the impressionable youth.
dwc2134 5
I smoke because it lets me sleep, takes off the constant edge of working in the restaurant industry, and, unlike alcohol, leaves me feeling functional and human in the morning. It alleviates the constant soreness I feel from being on my feet most of my waking day, and being a competitive weight lifter. It makes eating the less than savory food I have to eat to meet my macros easier, which is hard to do when your entire livelihood is based on your perceptions of taste and texture.
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
I'm just here for the comments lol
dwc2134 5
I know plenty of people who "smoke the reefer" who are not a "waste of life". Just like alcohol, its all about how YOU choose to use it and handle it. Nothing and no one else. Not society, not the drug. Don't blame it on a damn thing but yourself.
peniiis 8
Its not an everyday thing but "never amount to anything"? Pretty damn close minded if you ask me.
scarllet13101 5
They were NOT totally right
Iamme30069 5
Its not an fml its an eye opener
desire5150 5
Ever heard of Michael Phelps? 13 time Olympic gold medalist. Smokes the reefer. Tim Lincecum, pitcher for the San Francisco giants. Smokes the reefer. Countless different people with different professions smoke the reefer. Choose what you feel is right OP. then make something of yourself. Good luck.