Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML
Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML
Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML
Today I’d been saving a weed cigarette, which is legal where we live, until my parents went on holiday. I had just sparked up when they came back home after dad forgot his passport. The lecture I had to endure went on for so long, I think I’d have preferred an old-fashioned beating. FML
Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML
Today, my mom talked to me and my brother about how great it was that our cousin was getting away from drugs and becoming sober, as he would have so many more opportunities opened up for him now. She explained all this while sitting on our patio, smoking a blunt. FML
Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML
Today, my mom told me she was getting tired of the smell of marijuana in the house. So I confessed and told her I'll never bring it home again. She was talking about my neighbors. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
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nadnerbz 6
Here come all the weed debates...
kamikrazy 6
Police officer: How high are you. Pothead: No officer, it's "Hi, how are you"?
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Comments (191)
MassaKerr 9
Drugs are bad mmkay
feralpup 7
Looking at all the well thought out, researched comments here gives me faith back in humanity. Weed isn't a gateway drug, nor does it make people lazy and worthless. Chances are the people who smoke it who are lazy ALREADY WERE lazy before hand. I know numerous successful people who smoke it daily/weekly. Don't blame the drug. Besides, alcohol is more dangerous. When's the last time a hippy on weed went out of their way to bottle someone in a club?
imperialtl 12
At least u realized before it was too late
izzygarcia 0
Honestly there's nothing wrong with weed it saves life's -__- it relieves stress & avoids suicide for suicidal people just saying..
CadillacPimpen 6
I know I can't be the only person who smokes and maintains a regular lifestyle. I go to work and school, I'm never late and make good grades, and I do it stoned. You can attack now grammar nazi's and bible thumpers.
howsitgoingjc 2
Well I am must likely more higher educated than them seeing im in grad school. And i smoke so they can eff off. How's that?
courtneyann211 10
"must likely more higher educated" You sure sound pretty educated to me. -_-
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Damn. You're in grad school. I'm in high school. My grammar is better than yours. How's that? Well, I'll pardon you if you're typing this while you're stoned off your ass. Maybe. And that first sentence is grammatically incorrect. It's either "higher educated" or "more educated". It's one or the other, bud.
Taz23_fml 6
Umm what was u somekin to make u break down like that. And where can I get some.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Umm...I don't even...just go back to school and learn English.
wantsPHO 0
Well at least you can change your life now my nigga.
dcooke1988 3
Some people can do it some cant.. That all there is to it
MrRager7 1
I don't get why people who get drunk are against weed. Only stupid arrogant people who know nothing of it are against it.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
I'm not stupid, nor am I arrogant. I am against it because of its effects on the brain. I'm not going to knock the person who enjoys weed, but rather weed itself.