Today, I called 911 to report a drunk driver. The operator yelled at me for following the guy and told me to get off the phone because I shouldn't be driving with a phone to my ear. FML
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Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, my dad took a call while driving. He always yells and curses at people who talk on their cell while driving. I asked him to get off the phone because it's dangerous, and told him he's being a hypocrite. He shook his head at me and continued talking. Seconds later, we got into an accident. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML
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Solano2580 24
Write down the plate number and give it to the bitch
toongler 23
god damn. Report it and get him fired. That drunk driver could cause way more damage than you could've driving on the phone, and the operator would be partially responsible
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Comments (62)
LauraAreias 10
you'll end up in the tv show "outrageous 911 calls" Xd
CyprisVerum 14
*ignore please* having issues with validation, testing if valid
worldclassrager 41
Just give them the plate number...looks like we had a rookie taking the phones
elek2008 9
report the responder.
tranced_ 45
how can you tell he's drunk?
thenaff 4
The usual tell-tale signs. Erratic driving usually way slower than the speed limit. Lack of signalling too. Whether drunk or not people driving like that need reported.
PrestonWolf 13
911 doesn't take calls like that you have to call your police station they both have slightly different jobs.
redpanda39 10
Is that why all the signs on the side of the road say "report drunk drivers, call 911"?
brand125 17
your wrong. a drunk driver is a serious concern, PEOPLE COULD DIE!!! thats sooooo stupid to take the time to find the local police departments number while driving. you only have so much time! jesus people on here dont think. you kow tons of people die this way, from drunk drivers right?
SarahRanee_ 6
in florida, use *FHP to report these things(Florida Highway Patrol). idk if you are in florida, bht I am sure wherever you are has something similar
toasterspoon 17
He's in California
Vestin 18
Now I'm just waiting for the drunk guy's FML about some weirdo staking him and using his phone while driving...
jdibartolo1 12
good stuff
jaycancil 6
its not illegal it report a crime with your phone while in the car.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Maybe but if the OP dialed 911 while driving, that could also be a crime.