CyprisVerum

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NSCC Squadron ONE at NAS Lakehurst (PO3)

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Cyprisverum's favorite FMLs

Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Sunday 31 May 2015 13:58 / United States

Today, my class was called to the auditorium. We were told that some asshat proctor took a picture of our testing room during out test and posted it on Facebook. Someone noticed that according to the rules, we were sitting too close to each other, so now we have to retake the whole test. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Donewithit - / Tuesday 2 June 2015 13:13 / United States - San Francisco

Today, cops showed up at my house looking for an ex neighbor. It would be all cool if before knocking they didn't politely wait in front of my window listening me and my boyfriend having sex for half an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bonsai_girl - / Sunday 31 May 2015 14:19 / Croatia - Split

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By McFuckYouTooCunt - / Thursday 11 June 2015 13:44 / Australia - Bellevue Hill

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By stupiddog - / Tuesday 15 April 2014 12:08 / United States - San Francisco

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CyprisVerum

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Work is a 4-letter word

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I agree, my mouse works.

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