Hey sexy…

By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
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amagaeru 0

Err...unless the two of you bought the dog and tv together, that's probably theft.

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least you have your computer... And maybe her virginity as well?

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flyboy57 0

I would snap if my gf took my dog!

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QuentinM95 0

WOMEN. and they think men are bad, two FML sections that must be added "mom" and "women"

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ellie_mik 0

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume you did something really terrible to piss her off that much. And when I say "go out on a limb" i really mean "state the all but obvious". it does suck that your dog is gone though

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polico_wolf 0

yes its ALWAYS THE ******* MANS FAULT ISNT IT

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bbi5291 0

I don't think any non-criminal action on his part could have justified her response. Even if he cheated on her, I don't think she'd steal his dog and TV if she's halfway rational. OP is probably better off without her.

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Blimy 0

Can't you call the cops if the dog is tagged and registered to you?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Well, since you're not married, that qualifies as theft (unless she paid for them). Call the po-po on her ass, biznatch!

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mirage24_fml 0

Can you honestly say that you were really surprised? There was no hint anywhere to you that this was coming?

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SlapThatBitch 0

Yeah because guys should always expect their girlfriend to steal their dog and tv.

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yem2004 0

that's just plain f'd up. sue the bitch!

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Lehk 9

file a police report and LOL when she gets a criminal record. it won't likely result in a significant jail term, but it pretty much assures that every job she gets from here on out will involve asking two questions "how can i help you?" and "would you like fries with that?"

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