Today, after spending a few minutes de-icing my car and leaving the heat on so it would warm up, I slipped as I was entering the car and hit my head on the door, causing it to close and lock. I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it. Class started ten minutes ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Caz_the_Spaz 6
Hopefully your teacher will understand, espically if you have bruises from falling and everything. It still sucks though.
maskedman 9
Show your teacher this FML. He would have to believe you then.
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Comments (76)
bethklx140 0
that's something that would happen to me too, so no worries :)
brutal_banger 10
that sucks almost worse than when I stood outside my car throwing up didn't close the door and had the corner of the door stab in the side of my head it still hurts after a day
buba81 0
You shouldn't have your Car Running to de-ice it. Do it by Hand, start it afterwards and drive. Better for the Engine and the Environment. Not that I care at all about the 2nd one...
moronslayer 0
well it sounds like you're still in highschool so who gives a shit if you're late for class?
Tomaino 3
How does it sound like she's in high school? It sounds to me like she was on her way to her college class, driving herself from her own home, and had to call her mom to leave her own home to bring the OP the key.
xx3ginaxx3 0
I'm assuming you had your phone on you to write this FML...so why couldn't you just call for help?
Ashora 0
Uh, she did? "I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it."
FreezeeMonsta 19
and yet you STILL find time to write an FML?! BRAVO!!!
ElphabaLives 4
"Waiting" for her mother? So that implies that she has time, yes?
deedee010 0
agree with 75... its obvious youre lying. like everyone else on here who makes dumb mistakes like this. -.-'
meanderingminds 0
That's hilarious
Kk_Waylen24 21
Did your gas almost run out?
denica 6
If you have your phone call someone for help. You obviously have your phone since your on FML
rocker_chick23 27
You do know FML is a website, right? We have these magical boxes called computers.