Today, after spending a few minutes de-icing my car and leaving the heat on so it would warm up, I slipped as I was entering the car and hit my head on the door, causing it to close and lock. I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it. Class started ten minutes ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was closing my car door, I realized I had left the keys in the ignition. Not wanting to lock myself out, I reached to stop the door from closing. Not only did I scream when the door slammed on my hand, but in my furious pain, I leaned on the door, locking my keys inside. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML
Today, after getting out the car and closing the door, I began walking and slipped on some black ice. In the moment of panic, I grabbed onto my car wing mirror. Luckily, I didn't hit the deck. Unluckily, the wing mirror broke off. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
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Caz_the_Spaz 6
Hopefully your teacher will understand, espically if you have bruises from falling and everything. It still sucks though.
maskedman 9
Show your teacher this FML. He would have to believe you then.
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Comments (76)
chih 0
dude...
eath 0
FYL? Be thankful youre alive and you have a spare key. One class wont hurt, especially if you're a good student and have your teachers email address (if you feel like explaining the situation.) Provided that you're in college, in highschool, I doubt one class would matter.
brt3420 13
ydi for being a fucktard and not keeping your fuming spare key with you you dumb ****! like really I'm 16 and I'm not stupid enough to not have a spare in a mag box on the car ******* retard
scrodum 0
jesus your a bitch
alexandraa_fml 0
Who's got two thumbs and is a smartass? This girl, thats who!
alexandraa_fml 0
Double post.
music87 14
There was really no need to be so rude. Accidents happen. Lots of people have the magnet key holders on their cars, and of you ask me, it's an easy way to jack a car. Maybe that is why OP doesn't have one. Maybe OP's mom had the spare key for a reason. Just chill out. You shouldn't use so many profanities; it isn't attractive. You just look stupid, immature, and unintelligent.
ibaun21 0
lol wow
viper63 0
whats YDI stand for
scrodum 0
i knooow, i've been trying to figure that out too!
ensemble_coeur 0
try urbandictionary.com
sterl13 0
you deserved it, stupid ass mother *******
Fangtasmagoria 5
you should always keep a spare key on your person or hidden under your car. it's one of those common sense things you just need to learn the hard way sometimes.
fudrick 0
Yah because having a key to your car hidden under your car totally snt a good way to get your car stolen. God you're naive as he'll.
karamelkream 0
Get depends!
daneeyoll 0
you blundering fool its mum, not mom!
fudrick 0
I don't actually care, I'm just bored. It's not like it really matters to me whether he thinks she's attractive or not.
brt3420 13
hey faggots who tried to beak me, since when is it a mistake to put a mag box hidden under your car? if your a dumb **** and lock your keys in or loose them all you do is crawl under find your secret spot and there's your key no one searches your car for that key but you dumbasses I hope you get anally rapped by a shovel
alexandraa_fml 0
That is if we can pull it out of your ass first, its so far up in there I think its lodged itself in your brain.
idkweird 0
#51, actually many thieves check for that. You'd be an idiot to have a spare hidden somewhere on your car.
Perversive 0
#54's comment is an epic WIN!