Today, my boyfriend took me to a very elegant and expensive restaurant to celebrate our anniversary. When it came to the check, I volunteered to pitch in half, which he rejected by saying, "I got it". Little did I know was that "I got it" was short for "I got your credit card." FML
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Today, my husband took me out for my birthday dinner. When it was time to pay, he took out a stack of gift cards. I asked where he got them, and he said he got them as a bundle at Costco, and saved sixty bucks on the meal. He then got annoyed with me when I told him it made me not want birthday sex. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
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slycooper_fml 11
Although men aren't required to pay, taking your credit card is just rude. He needs to at least be honest instead of saying "I got it."
cjack188 13
Yep, time to put a padlock on your purse!
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Comments (96)
pinchepriscyla 9
What a gentleman
NotoriousLES 14
So in fact, you took him out and he gave you an expensive credit card bill... They say paper is the traditional 1st anniversary gift. How sweet
WhiteCrimson 23
Oh wow. This is what causes woman to think us men are all ****! I sure hope you kicked his ass to the curb.
RedPillSucks 31
Women think us men are ****? *trying to hide my moobs*
jayceejaco 15
Hide yo purse hide yo cards
comment11111 39
Why did you sign the credit card slip? Or did he? In case of the latter, it would be a problem of the company that did not check who was card holder.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
That's really bad OP. That's nothing else than theft and fraud. You really need to have a serious discussion about it with him, although for me, that'd a deal breaker.
bryan_1989 14
If I were you in your situation I would ask him for at least half of it back. If he refused, he's probably a douche.
LegolasPrincess 10
Time to start locking up your credit cards.
Callilah 13
I say that to my dad all the time.:) whenever he pays for something I grab his card and say its cool ill pay for it.:)
Obey_StudBoii 23
Hmm I don't think half of everyone who thumbed you down can't seem to understand you were jk in your comment.
kelloggg 8
I hope you confronted him about it. What a douche!