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Username This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Hello there!

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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You should have told her that it was your office, and you'd had a long night of overtime.

Probably because you don't have a girlfriend.

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I poop with the door open, that way everyone smells what's I'm working on and stays away.

hahahahahahah oh my... GOD that is to funny!!! lol

That's not even worthy of another comment that means something.

That must have been awkward.

maxsandchees 0

hahaha that's funny and awful FYL and YDI cause maybe you could have locked the door?

x_missystaceey 0

she proberlu thinks thar your on drugs and your high now . haha :)

I honestly think you're on drugs right now.

33 - The way you worded your comment is more then enough evidence for me to never question your intelligence....

how do you fall asleep taking a shit? unless your drunk I can't see how that's possible.

thamavrikx7 0

that's a shitty situation

Seems to me that this is indeed a SHITTY situation :D