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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Hello there!
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
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DrAwesome 6
You should have told her that it was your office, and you'd had a long night of overtime.
georgeee97 9
Probably because you don't have a girlfriend.
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gretafritzlove 0
smelly
ghettoredneck 0
You clogged the toilet too, right? That woulda been great!!!
littlebbitch 0
haha well hell that sucks!!
nevershouttami 11
Tell her you have narcolepsy.
kyleengelhardt 3
In reference to 42 it's not hard if you've got I funny or a magazine and you're tired
mwali02 32
I hate to say this, but it really could be worse. You are a hard working man, and you are employed. All of these really work to your advantage, especially if you are truly a man after her daughters heart. Think positive, and cheers to better future encounters with the inlaws! :)
XxanonymousexX 6
This is why we drink redbull kids