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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Hello there!
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
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DrAwesome 6
You should have told her that it was your office, and you'd had a long night of overtime.
georgeee97 9
Probably because you don't have a girlfriend.
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Comments (37)
muffpuncher 0
you totally should have played it off with a "hey baby ive been waiting for you, how about a blumpkin?"
blgjohnnyy 0
haha, i feel for ya man... i feel for you...
Igor_g5 0
That's why they put locks on bathroom doors.
J9DeeZy 4
shoulda popped her one in the jaw, shoulda knocked bitch.
fatman1970 25
You should have put a lock on the door but, as for falling asleep after an all-nighter, you have my sympathy. Been there, done that etc. and yes, also on a toilet one time.
SabyTheDevil 0
focus for doing what?????
Lisa89 3
If you were doing an all nighter.. just cancle meeting them the next day. Or more sensible... don't do all nighters. YDI
dastache 0
lol "lost focus"
dt520 4
haha i laughed so hard i snorted for the first time in a year
toryfee 0
hahahaha ... wow