Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl I rejected, who is also a good friend, wrote on Facebook, “I’m never letting a guy get close to me again!” when I finally posted my new girlfriend. I avoided posting her before to avoid hurting her feelings because I knew she was still pining for me. Now I feel like an asshole and I lost a good friend. FML
Today, my girl bestie, who I secretly have a crush on, sent me a screenshot of my girlfriend tagging me on a Facebook post, saying, “So when were you planning on telling me you have a girlfriend?” I fucking told my girlfriend not to tag me on shit in social media but she did it anyway. Now my bestie won’t talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML
Today, the girl who rejected me because she said she was a lesbian got Facebook official with another guy. I called her out on her lying and she replied, “Take it as a hint, now get out of my Messenger before I call the zookeeper.” FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
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Top comments
JasonThorn 23
If the girlfriend isn't interested in your side now, she never was going to be. You may have dodged a bullet there.
rebeccac12 18
if you have conversation proof I.e. texts or emails, screen shot them and post so your former gf will see your proof and you can call the chick out at the same time.
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Comments (19)
RichardPencil 32
You whine to HR about an origami flower, things are gonna get ugly. Haven’t you seen “Fatal Attraction?”
dwight7476 11
Next time don’t have coworkers on your friends list unless they are a true friend
DragonMaiden7 15
This is why we don’t have relationships in the office. Did she hook you with the origami flower?
onceuponatime456 16
You have lost nothing! Your ex-girlfriend is not worth crying over!
yeongji 31
It seems to me that the ex was not committed to the relationship as much as she appeared to be since she believed it and did not hesitate to end it right then and there. As much as it hurts, it seems like you have dodged a bullet there because someone who does not even take the time to figure out what happened is not that invested in the first place. As for your coworker, I hope you blocked and deleted her off your contacts.
Friesian 7
I would report the coworker to your higher ups for sexual harassment for hitting on you and then harassment for the social media posts. As far as everyone bashing on the gf, she could be a tool or she might feel she has a legitimate reason. If you’ve ever been cheated on or had a bad dating history you would understand why she would break up with him. I mean yeah, it sucks, but She didn’t exactly have a completely unreasonable reaction.
TeachAllTheMath 19
Sounds like your gf doesn’t trust you very much. Maybe you dodged two bullets?
gabs_21 8
your girlfriend obviously doesn't understand what the word "communicate" means bc that's ****** up!!!
DLBL 23
There is more to this story, isn't there. Yes.