Kids, Family, Grandparents and Miscellaneous: Haters - FML

Haters

By FlyingWhisps - 27/09/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, my grandparents came to visit. So far, they have called me fat, bragged about how my cousin is better than me, and told me how I'm not good enough for them. It's OK though, they gave me a pretzel from the airline and a textbook on physics. In another language. FML

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Skills69 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:22

Give them laxatives

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Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:31

fart on their pillows... Butt naked.

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ph8eyerucker 3

Saturday 23 March 2013 16:46

I would've send their ass to the hotel.... BITCHES!!

nick3600 22

Saturday 31 May 2014 1:17

was the pretzel tasty

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