Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML
Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
Today, I was drinking too much and I had to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I'd pissed the bed. FML
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML
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thebeautybleeds 17
Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.
Trainspotting_fml 9
Between a rock and a hard place, eh?
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Comments (191)
Buttsexpirate 9
Well I guess you better get your hand ready. It's gonna be a long bateful night.
jkrist 7
"Excuse me, I've got to use the bathroom". Cums back, "that was a load off".
J_Shorty_17 6
a boner all night? i thought if you had a boner for more than 4hrs you should see a doctor??? Well, maybe you should have waited until your girlfriend came over and then let "the magic happen" o.O
blackbelt25 12
It's 4 hours...
whatsittuya 2
You might need to see someone if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.
halfnhalf77 1
Priapism
fleg 9
"erections lasting 4 or more hours are serious and require immediate medical attention." or something like that.
habest 2
You just read your pack of Viagra didn't you? You sly devil ;) .
tj4234 36
Gonna have to click YDI on this one. Also you sound like a user OP tbh... you shouldn't just assume that since your gf is coming over you are going to get lucky with her...
docscientist 10
Doesn't viagra take a while to come into effect? You can't exactly use it spontaneously. And if they are sexually active, it's a safe assumption that staying over will likely include sex.
tj4234 36
perhaps. Dunno about you or OP but if I had a girl come over who wanted to have sex with me, it wouldn't take me long to pop a boner... Viagra just seems a bit unnecessary and userish if you ask me.
Amrel 10
You can go blind if you dont get medical attention when required. Tell her to give you an hj or bj
bizarre_ftw 22
Or he could also self administer
Sammypenny 6
Don't tell, ask. Ask nicely. I'm glad you didn't nag her. It sucks that you have to suffer though.
mrahhhhh 21
Better to have a headache and a massive boner than a massive headache and a (regular) boner. Unless it lasts over 4 hours.
darkmis1 18
I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to last all night...
Alakalf 0
Fail.
Mitzi_doll 0
Why would you resort to Viagra? Can't pop one on your own? :/
ginger123456789 0
Erectile dysfunction?