Intimacy: Hard place

Hard place

By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2022 22:00

Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML

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By Unwanted - 26/09/2025 20:00

Today, I woke up with a huge boner. My girlfriend saw it, rolled her eyes and said, "Not a chance." FML

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By aaah. - 24/05/2012 05:42 - Canada - Caronport

Today, I had to take Viagra. FML

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By johnnydoe6969 - 20/11/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

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By Issac Almendarez - 02/12/2022 04:00

Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML

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Completely wet

By Anonymous - 27/02/2020 20:00

Today, I was drinking too much and I had to pee constantly, so I went to bed without my girlfriend. Hours later she woke me up wanting sex, but she realized that I'd pissed the bed. FML

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2023 04:00

Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML

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Smooth talker

By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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By nhyari - 25/08/2014 18:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

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thebeautybleeds 17

Monday 22 August 2011 1:45

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

Trainspotting_fml 9

Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Between a rock and a hard place, eh?

Comments

Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 22 August 2011 1:50

Well I guess you better get your hand ready. It's gonna be a long bateful night.

jkrist 7

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:05

"Excuse me, I've got to use the bathroom". Cums back, "that was a load off".

J_Shorty_17 6

Monday 22 August 2011 1:53

a boner all night? i thought if you had a boner for more than 4hrs you should see a doctor??? Well, maybe you should have waited until your girlfriend came over and then let "the magic happen" o.O

blackbelt25 12

Monday 22 August 2011 7:25

It's 4 hours...

whatsittuya 2

Monday 22 August 2011 1:55

You might need to see someone if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours.

halfnhalf77 1

Monday 22 August 2011 5:05

Priapism

fleg 9

Monday 22 August 2011 1:55

"erections lasting 4 or more hours are serious and require immediate medical attention." or something like that.

habest 2

Monday 22 August 2011 5:21

You just read your pack of Viagra didn't you? You sly devil ;) .

tj4234 35

Monday 22 August 2011 1:55

Gonna have to click YDI on this one. Also you sound like a user OP tbh... you shouldn't just assume that since your gf is coming over you are going to get lucky with her...

docscientist 9

Monday 22 August 2011 2:48

Doesn't viagra take a while to come into effect? You can't exactly use it spontaneously. And if they are sexually active, it's a safe assumption that staying over will likely include sex.

tj4234 35

Monday 22 August 2011 12:53

perhaps. Dunno about you or OP but if I had a girl come over who wanted to have sex with me, it wouldn't take me long to pop a boner... Viagra just seems a bit unnecessary and userish if you ask me.