Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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JassyJas 2
As long as she doesnt do anything then it should be fine. Was the story good at least?
HyperactiveJer 0
Ummm. that is really creepy.
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bairdsa 0
This reminds me of an article I read about the Columbine attacks. You really should do something about this or else you might have another Columbine on your hands.
T_ZaDdii 0
damn...dat musta really been type skary if you wouldve failed her huh??
xenomorph 0
You wanted a scary story. The student took your instructions quite literally. I would award an A for creativity.
jessxoxo28 5
whoa, thats scary.... lemme guess. being a bitch to her in class? or failing her? do something about it be4 she shows up in front of ur house
quarty165 0
To state the obvious, it's really important to get to the bottom of this. You have two basic scenarios, or ideas for scenarios. The first is that the student realized the object of writing horror is to scare the reader, in this case, you. (In this possibility fits the idea that the student could be one of your neighbors and happen to know your address.) The second is that the student hates and plots to kill either you or the entire school. In that case, get a restraining order, and watch out!
kukopia 0
OP: careful what you wish (ask) for. Just because the student wrote a personallized scary story, doesn't mean it was well written and deserves and 'A'. I've seen lots of movies with a good story that were still crappy movies for a multitude of different reasons.
wellimanidiot 0
oh my goodness! lol that is not a good sign, i say call the parents and inform the principal. it becomes serious when they get you correct address!!
LostSoul81 0
lock your doors and windows and hope to god the kid doesn't turn on you.....in other words, don't fail him!
ATTILA_fml 0
you dayum teachers deserve it! all you iz put on dis earth is tah turn us in to da feds! damn saltines! you ol' ass prolly voted for Mccains old ass anyways! Free slickpulla and B-ReAL NIggA!
youallsuckass 0
stupid ******.
ATTILA_fml 0
you a rasict ass paddywachk! Fuhhk wit meh!