Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, at the gym, I saw this really pretty girl. Trying to impress her, I started lifting with heavy weights. One of the weights slipped out of my hand. I then dropped the other one, trying to make it seem like it was on purpose. I dropped the weight on my phone. I squealed. She giggled. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML
Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML
Today, I spent some time in a sunbed to prepare myself for a very special reunion with my boyfriend, who I haven't seen in 6 months. I hope he likes crispy red butt-cheeks, and I wonder whether they will start peeling before or after he returns. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
It's funny how if this was a guy doing it to his girlfriend, people would be insulting OP to no end.. Instead people are mocking the boyfriend. No one likes being called chunky, or fat. Especially if he's one of those people who work really, really hard on their bodies.
NonComedogenic 2
awww
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Comments (184)
ccheart55 5
if he works that hard on his body, of course he'll be upset if you say he's fat! no one likes being called fat and he's obviously very sensitive about it. I don't really get how this is an FML.
PeytonBieda 8
I'm sorry, but grow a pear, dude.
REGGIEstration 4
What? Like on a tree?
Jakw22 4
Some people have Anxiety issues and they can't help it.
musiclexii124 0
You should apologize. Clearly, he's very sesnsitive and tries hard to work out.
CrazyGirl445 4
haha I'd do the same thing. but if he burst in to tears I would've laughed and probably kiss em haha
mandyy702 0
wth sounds like a little girl , I would if gave him a real reason to cry n walk out
isac1234 0
Mandy you'd be a bitch girlfriend .. I feel bad for the people your going out with !
summy15423 12
how would you like it if he called you fat! he's just self conscious there's nothing wrong with that. but him crying makes him a little sensitive.
heyimallison 0
somebody please tell me what OP is.
Zambaku 9
"Original Poster" a.k.a Whoever posted the FML
OfficeNinja 5
someone has self image problems. see girls, men can be sensitive and self conscious too. tell him your sorry, you think he is super hot, and you were just making a joke. a silly innocent little joke that in retrospect, failed. then give him head. all will be good
dancinqueen101 0
just say you want to go to the gym with him because he is in better shape then you are to make him feel better :)