Intimacy: Guitar ****

Guitar ****

By massachusettsan - 25/06/2014 00:07 - United States - Monomoy Island

Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML

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By imawesome - 02/03/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

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BradTheBrony 19

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:27

I fail to see the problem.

mmaalouf97 12

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:26

hard much..?

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LennyComa 39

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:52

Wait till you hit Expert

Bekll 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:54

I'm glad to hear people are still playing Guitar Hero. I need to get back into it.

charcharthunder 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 7:59

How did he deserve it???

Soundslikeothers 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:01

Don't fret over it

91hayek 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:08

but he could have a chordiac problem that needs attention.

usernamehere556 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:11

Did you hit Fast Solo A in One?

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 25 June 2014 20:45

Hand Solo?

Killz268 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:58

Time to go outside?

zombraingirl 11

Wednesday 25 June 2014 9:33

Well look at the upside, you can get off without sexual activity.

asherm 15

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:05

That sounds like a good thing...

luverofakatsuki 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:07

well you must really enjoy both

zahidnasir 22

Wednesday 25 June 2014 10:24

Guitar-some

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