Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML
Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
Today, I went for a swim in the sea. It was early and I was the only one in the water. I swam out far, then my tummy rumbled big time. Next thing I knew, I'd shat my shorts. It went everywhere. I had to scoop the poop out with my hand and wash it off whilst swimming back to shore. I had to shower afterwards. FML
Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML
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wishfulthinks 19
Silver linings OP - At least you didn't have to pick it up!
archnarquibquib 21
That's absolutely disgusting. I dry heaved reading that.
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Comments (79)
jimmer23 21
I'm assuming they're little kids, so you can't really blame her for trying to do the right thing. Pretty gross though, I hope she washed her hands!
Woedel 25
I hope she cleaned more than her hands.
dreamful_artist 14
At least you didn't have to pick it up op!
Knightchaser27 25
At least she told you and disposed of it.
Zebediabolical 43
PLOT TWIST: It's a class of High School seniors.
jqmalang 17
HAHAAA that is funny, you're going to have many stories to tell (:
Rainbow2Cloud 12
I don't see how this could be funny to OP. Or make OP want to tell someone about it, it's nasty.
Zebediabolical 43
When teachers get together and have a couple drinks, the war stories come out. And this is pretty much exactly the kind of war story they use to trump someone elses. Or so my teacher friends tell me.
jqmalang 17
woah calm down. It's a story and it was something funny. No idea why this comment is getting down votes.
missyfiona89 28
At least she's responsible.
Rainbow2Cloud 12
Yes because responsibility is pooping in the shower.
shmoooopie 29
Atleast she didn't poop in the pool
FitFriday 32
That is so disturbing!
abNormal62 23
See all that dog walking with poop bags has paid off indirectly in this family Good for her She corrected her behaviour herself
zarrganaut 17
I hope she washed her hands.
JDG941 14
Damn, high school kids are nothing but trouble.