Great seeing you again

By Kristin - 03/01/2011 04:14 - United States

Today, my husband's old fraternity brother came to visit. He fell out of his car, puked, then passed out drunk in our driveway. We got him to the bathroom, where he fell asleep. He woke up at 4am, wandered around the house naked, pooped in my trash can, then passed out again. FML
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takeapieandrun 9

At least he pooped in the trashcan...

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Crimsonhead 0

You were far too accommodating. You should've left him outside....and called the cops, asking them to remove the drunk bum from your property. What sort of disrespectful arsehat shows up at someone's home, in such a condition.

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DropDead77 11

if you can't fight 'em, join 'em! bottoms up(:

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talb1 7

If you can't beat them, join them.

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DropDead77 11

said both ways, fighting the drunk makes more sense then beating.. in this case

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hebron77 0

I don't know, beating drunks sounds kinda fun.

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DrownTheClown 0

I hope you took out the trash.. Or at least used febreeze.

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15thPrestige 0

Pfft, who says "swell" how old are you? F-ing 60 years old? Just shut up, and prestige.

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ichikibobivopula 0

you know, he kinda does. in a drunk sort of way.

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bobkim302 0

Well that would be the last time that would ever happen. He would never come back to my house again.

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jrtepechis 6

guess he's still partying

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marmots 0

If he ever becomes a dad, he'll be a great role model.

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hebron77 0

There's this really funny video about that on YouTube by college humor. It's called something like FratBoy Dad. You should check it out.

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