Today, two days before my birthday, my parents drove three hours to visit me at school and take me out to lunch. I assumed that it was to celebrate my birthday. They told me they are getting divorced. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents took me out to dinner. I thought they were taking me because it's my birthday. Turns out they are getting divorced. They forgot it was my birthday. FML
Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce because of all the strain caused by me nearly dying in an accident. FML
Today, for my birthday, the only "gift" my parents gave me was the gift of choice: I got to choose which one of them I'll be living with after their upcoming divorce. This was the first time I'd heard anything about a divorce. FML
Today, my parents told me they were getting divorced, at the beginning of a family road trip, adding that this'll be the last thing we ever do as a family. FML
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
Today, I traveled 3 hours to a town I hate, to spend my birthday with my mom and brother and his family. My mom didn't realize it was my birthday until the cake slice with candles was placed in front of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents that they have decided to get a divorce. My brothers and I just shelled out $5,000 each and spent months planning their 50th Anniversary party that was supposed to be next month. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad was supposed to take me to get a tattoo, but instead he went to the bar, got drunk, and told me how I was the biggest mistake he and my mom have ever made. FML
Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML
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RawrSpoon 0
Ouch, what a crappy birthday present D:
cobrakid77678 0
worst.. birthday. ever?
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Comments (46)
Fireful 9
i feel so bad for you :(
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Near your birthday? That sucks... I went through the same thing. FYL
doglover100 29
Sorry. That sucks.
kingelessar 2
I feel really bad... The same thing happened to me... My Mom decided it was a good idea to tell my dad she was leaving him.... On my birthday.... My dad left and got drunk and my bro got pissed and went over a friends.... I'm really sorry for you :/
Kng21 0
I'm so sorry! They should not divorce, but at least try to work it out if only for your sake. I really hope it works out for you. I'm kinda going through the same thing. No one should ever have to deal with that.
easybree 10
aww. they should have waited.