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By MarkTheShark - 12/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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Hey you

By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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Thanks mom

By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 00:00

Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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Ignore! Ignore!

By Anonymous - 12/05/2023 22:00 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I was at a job interview when my phone started ringing. It was my mom, so I quickly hit "Ignore", which was probably for the best since she was obviously drunk. She left a voicemail in which she sang "Happy Birthday" to me. It's not my birthday. FML

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Numb

By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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By wwasmer - 27/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to answer a phone call from my mom. I quickly answered the phone and shouted "What!?". To which she replied, "I just had a bad feeling in my gut about you so I wanted to make sure you were ok." FML

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You deserved it 16 925

By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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By anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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You deserved it 1 874

Laelfy 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 13:28

Wouldnt you know your moms number??

MrMaD_fml 2

Saturday 12 December 2009 12:40

LMMFAO... ..now that's funny! My first favorite!

Comments

frankgrimes 4

Saturday 12 December 2009 14:30

........you need to Watch THe ugly truth SHRECK!

Tromboneguy29 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 14:42

Thats hilarious. But you've gotta be pretty desperate to call some random number. For all you know he could be some petitile stalker guy

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 4:19

Petitile your face, MORON who can't spell sh*t. The OP is not even underage. You need to seriously uninstall and come back in the next life in hopes of being born with a brain then.

wh4t3v3R 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 0:52

Yeah, your Mom answering is probably the best possible scenario. You don't want to call the type of people who usually leave those notes these days.

Tromboneguy29 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 14:45

Typo. Petifile

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:30

Pedophile?

theloofy 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 19:13

#18....spell fail @(_)@

JASHEA 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:16

only a mom would do somthing that mean

Melisaaaa 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:19

What the hell is Shreck? And how the hell is watching The Ugly Truth supposed to help him?

SupaSwaggin 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:22

LOL

ehsvballchk22 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:34

I agree with laefly... how do you not know your moms number? duh.

DeathShad0 1

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:34

Desperation can bring many lulz.

ehsvballchk22 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:37

sorry I spelt that wrong...laelty. :D

Ariel881 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 15:51

I only have maybe two numbers memorized and neither of them are my parents' numbers. I could see how he didn't recognize his mom's number. Maybe she wrote down a friend's number and was with them when he called it. Given that every phone has caller ID these days, she saw it was her son's number and she answered it. Just a possibility.