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By CaseyFpC85 - 11/09/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

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Britttx26 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:00

You got yourself a winnnner!:)

hombrepollo 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 19:06

I don't wanna break it to u, but ur not the father...... It's chipotle

Comments

chevysdime92 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:24

She's a keeper!

gpoquiqui 5

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:23

Lol

lebronsucks 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:42

Omg haha that is hilarious!

Levvy 22

Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:55

Do we all have to be crass about it, though? I mean, not that it's a big deal. I'm extremely crass myself. I can just understand the OP being kind of grossed out by anyone joking about their feces.

xxpaigeyy 2

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:02

I think it's funny. (: What's the point in dating someone if you can't be yourself around them. It's awesome that she can be herself and not feel like she needs to hide that fact that she is human. WE ALL POOOP!! >.

aToMiCsHiNoBi 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 10:14

I would marry her if i were you. awesome chick

bearsgoroar 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:37

So you're just starting to fall in love, so you probably haven't been dating that long. You want a baby?? That's ******* ridiculous. Why can't people understand that just because you really like them now doesn't mean in a year you still will. If you had been married or even dating for a few years this would be more acceptable. Babies do not fill the void in your heart.