Give it back

By aliixmaee - 09/08/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML
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heyhihello95 12

You can remind her that there will always be a piece of you inside her.

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kaitlyn3xo 0

just because you donated a kidney to her doesn't mean she signed a contract to stay with you for life

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perdix 29

You ought to go to court and get your kidney back. Of course, it will be the death penalty for her, but SDI for dumping you. It's going to be fun when you can piss twice as fast again.

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ponyh8r 5

What are you going to do when the next one needs a kidney?

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boltzfan23 0

How do I send messages to people on here can't figure it out I am on iPhone app

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wilasmilexD 0

WTF..... Take the kidney back. >:3

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Time to seek legal proceedings for repossession. If that doesn't work, do the 'sneak in in the middle of the night' method.

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Dcm210 19

that's cold.I hope she gets what she deserves.

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HahaNOTFunnyx_x 0

You Werent Expecting Her To Leave That Were You ? ._.

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