Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on
Today, I had to put my glasses on just to scroll Pornhub. I'm officially old and lonely. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
MyHeadHurts
Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Old soul
Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML
Porn addiction is real
🌶️ Spicy
Freaks like me
Today, I finally decided I was sick of watching porn all the damn time and deleted the messaging apps I use for it. Now I've realized how attached I'd gotten to the freaks on there. I'm painfully sad and lonely now and I can't recover the accounts. FML
losingstreak
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Caught
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
lukey101
Australia
Screwed
Today, an arm fell off my only glasses. Problem is I can’t fix it, since I can barely see without actually wearing them. Tomorrow, I’ll be getting around with one-armed glasses until I find someone who isn’t half blind and can tighten a tiny screw. FML
Anonymous
Olympia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Oh, hi Mark!
Today, I had to pee so bad that I ran downstairs with no glasses on and stumbled into the bathroom, half blind. I sat down on the toilet and realized just a little late that my older sister and her boyfriend were having sex in the bathtub. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Helping hand
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on
Today, I realized that I’m old, and that it’s been too long since I had sex or even masturbated. How did I notice? Because I tried to, and I found out I couldn’t comfortably spread my legs that far anymore. FML
the critic
Saint Catharines, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
Kourou
France
Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML
Top comments
lexxiasaurus 31
I guess that old saying was right: don't beat your meat too much or you'll go blind 😂
RichardPencil 32
Just as long as you get more hot and bothered by that than Zillow or the Food Network, there's still hope for you.
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lexxiasaurus 31
I guess that old saying was right: don't beat your meat too much or you'll go blind 😂
RichardPencil 32
Just as long as you get more hot and bothered by that than Zillow or the Food Network, there's still hope for you.