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Memento

By Anonymous - 23/07/2022 22:00

Today, I suddenly was in my kitchen, preparing some food. I don't remember making this food, or anything else that I did today. Yesterday and the day before are also gone. My house is clean and nice, but my cat is scared of me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Hightstown

Today, after moving into my new house, I woke up to strange sounds coming from the kitchen. I panicked and started sobbing, convinced it was either a robbery or a home invasion. Turned out it was just my cat. FML

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'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…

By Anonymous - 14/06/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML

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Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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Haunted house

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 16:58 - Germany

Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 14:41 - Australia - Edgecliff

Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

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By Idk - 29/05/2014 06:46 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

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By Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - 27/11/2013 07:08 - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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Cat people

By I’ll never see them again - 13/10/2022 08:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my cat tried to escape when I opened my front door. I noticed that whenever I start babbling and making random sounds, he stops dead and just stares at me in confusion, before walking back in. With my luck, however, this time my neighbor heard everything. They walked quickly away, as if they'd seen a ghost. FML

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Long day

By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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Anderling 32

Saturday 23 July 2022 22:45

Get a carbon monoxide detector first of all. Low-grade exposure to it can cause amnesia and behavioral issues. Plan B if the carbon monoxide detector doesn’t pick up on anything is an appointment with a care provider.

Ubehage 32

Sunday 24 July 2022 0:37

Agree with this

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 July 2022 22:04

Don't eat that food! It might be your other cat.

Anderling 32

Saturday 23 July 2022 22:45

Ubehage 32

Sunday 24 July 2022 0:37

Agree with this

SamanthaThe1st 22

Sunday 24 July 2022 6:31

King Crimson time skip

Yudith 24

Sunday 24 July 2022 17:36

Before you go to your appointment with your care provider, install webcams all over your house. Then, if you can, keep only the juicy bits on a USB stick for your care provider. If you cannot, bring the whole video to your appointment. If your care provider is not happy with the 8-hours camera footage, he/she can recommend you to someone who could show you how to edit your videos. This will also help you understand why your cat is suddently afraid of you.

Vesi 29

Sunday 24 July 2022 18:54

Monoxide detector first, PCP next.. and if nothing is explained.. I recommend you go talk with a psychiatrist. You might have the same issue I do (and yes cats can definitely tell) and a psychiatrist can diagnose if that is the issue. I'm not saying what the issue could be simply to prevent giving you ideas. You need a licensed psychiatrist to make that determination. Good luck!