my friend had a similar argument with his gf and she bought "him" a puppy which he can't have were he lives.

Dogs are for life, please don't get one until you break up/get bored with it then give it to a kennel

fbothyourlives if you aren't on his level with even your humor. I would have told him that I'd just use it to blow instead, he can shove it up his ass while he thinks of all the blows he's missing. But I personally wouldn't be forcing something he obviously doesn't want. Maybe that's your way to manipulate him, mine would be to tell him what I want then immediately give him what he wants, and what man doesn't want a good blow as often as he can get it, especially when he doesn't even know he's in the running for one. Works for me, but wugat do I know, I've just been married over twenty years to the happiest man I've ever know because he knows if momma ain't happy, nobody's happy and he loves to be happy. I hope this is a new relationship and you don't waste the only thing that is irreplaceable- time, because if not and this has been a long-term thing, you've been beating a dead horse long enough (or maybe he has and that's why you don't have a puppy). Time to pull your big girl panties up, move out, move on, and get your own damn dog. Your perfect someone's out there for you, someone that wants a dog and doesn't have an awesome sense of humor either. Watch out though, they're pretty anoying when they whine constantly about stupid shit, just a heads up. Good luck op!

Get a dog and dump the loser

As usual the fmlers trying to make a guy seem like he's in the wrong here.. telling somebody to dump their bf without any explanation. Interesting though..wasn't there an fml about a guy who gave his gf a cat as a present but got dumped afterward? Of course people were telling the guy "YDI! having a pet is a huge responsibility, or I don't blame her" but in this case the guy doesn't want the dog yet he is in the wrong here? get the hell out of here..

What a dick. Dump him and get a dog.

My question is, where did he get toilet paper with dogs on it?!

Dump that disrespectful Shit.

That's a little harsh of him... maybe you've been getting too pushy with it. Either that or he's a douche.

Well he isn't wrong