lmao ur an idiot

Did you learn everything you know about relationships from pr0n movies or something? Seriously, this is the first time I've ever said this on FML, but you're an -idiot-.

Okay, first, how is "hot coffee and dessert" even remotely an innuendo? Your girlfriend's not just a random sex toy; be appreciative she actually likes you enough to invite you over for some sweets. And second, you act like it's weird she kicked you out. I definitely woud've booted your ass out the door if you'd done that to me. If it's sympathy you want, go to a sex addict rehab center. Honestly, OP.

I don't see the OP as perverted, but I still think he was an idiot about the whole situation. If you've been in the relationship for a short amount of time, never assume that anything means sex. This is just bad, in general, and can very easily lead to an early end of the relationship - or a long series of grovelling. If you've been in a relationship long enough that you're having/both of you are ready to have sex, then why would she seduce you by inviting you in for "coffee and dessert"? I would think that she'd be a little more obvious about it. Coffee =/= sexy time. Cuddling? ....Maybe. But don't _complain_ about it if she doesn't want to just hop into bed. You shelling out some cash for dinner doesn't mean you get laid. If it did, why would you even bother dating her? It would be more efficient to get a hooker. Believe it or not, a lot of people say what they mean, or at least mean something of what they say. Movie lines are complete and utter crap, so don't think that just because some starlet invites her beau up for coffee and ends up jumping his bones that this sort of thing happens with any regularity in reality. What is wrong with people these days? It's really not so hard to seduce someone, if that's what you both want. And if it's not? Well, then deal with it. Don't complain because you didn't get to get off. Appreciate what you have with her, or you're treating her like she's not your girlfriend - and instead like she's just a booty call. OP, you deserve her anger - you probably embarrassed and humiliated her. She put effort into finishing a nice evening with a romantic, private setting, and you essentially threw it back in her face.

who knows she could have been on her period

hahahaha. AbsentGod, your comment about grand theft auto was hilarious. nice job

way to go, doctor love, why didn't you just ask for a ******* while you were in on your date?

Maybe your gf isn't as lame as you and doesn't use stupid nick names for stuff.

she probably smells in da pants ha

WTF u think voffe and desert means sex?!!! you're ******* retarded.